Sabrina's uncle , girlfriend my brother Xavier , has a small Cessna airplane.
He came to my idea a brilliant idea ...
Joanie will nose. She wants to marry me.
I'm going to fly a plane behind a large banner written "I love you Joan!"
In time, I'll tell Joanie to follow me outside Panini and when the plane passes, I confess my love.
I know, I'm a big romantic.
I went from the old uncle, his name was Albert. Xavier had warned me to speak very loudly because it was almost deaf.
When I parked in front of his farm, he came to greet me.
In my mind, I came up a name: "Professor Tournesol.
You know, this character in Tintin. Albert looked like him as two drops of water.
- Hello stranger, what brings you here? He asked in a tone very cordial.
- I am a friend of Sabrina.
- A Amish Sahara?
- No, a friend of Sabrina ...
- Yes, yes, you are in Canada.
Ok, this guy was really deaf.
- This is for information ...
He observed a strange look.
- You want some pickles??
- No, I want information! I shouted.
- Sorry, here we do not practice castration ...
- INFORMATION!
- Aaaaaah! Information. Had to say earlier.
as I wanted to kill him.
- What can I do for you? He continued.
- Can you hang a banner on your plane?
- If I can snatch a Mongol on my truck??
( Sigh) ...
- NOT! Ac-cro-expensive one-of-ro ban it on vo-vi-a-be there!
He smiled.
- Aaaaaah! A banner for the pub! He finally said.
- Yes, in some ways! That's a girl.
- Hahaha! No thank you, at my age I do not play marbles.
He really unnerved me.
- No BALL GIRLS! Am I replied, annoyed.
He continued to laugh.
- How much does it cost to get to the city? I added.
He stopped laughing and looked at me strangely again a second time ...
- Really ... I do not play ball, "he repeated.
I exploded in a raging fury ...
- NOT OLD BALL SACRAMENT! VIL-THE! CITY! CITY CHALICE!
He took angrily.
- Listen sir, it's not worth crying, I'm not deaf!
What the fucking fuck ??
The Albert?? It was stupid or what??
- Okay .. Ok .. Excuse me. We start again from scratch.
He finally smiling again.
- I want to write about the band, "I continued.
- Sorry ... There is no calves on the pan.
- A NOTE ON THE BANNER!
- Yes, yes, okay. But back to your banner, what would you write it?
I thought to strangle him but I restrained myself.
This is not in jail that I would find the woman of my life.
- I love you Joanie.
He looked surprised.
- But you are romantic, naughty! Me he said, pinching my cheek.
I left before he put my fist in the face after the agreed time and place and have paid 1200 bucks.
( this morning) ...
Joanie seemed sad. She took really hard breaking up with Jason.
The timing was perfect.
My prey was emotionally fragile. I had to take advantage.
I approached her and I offered to go take a break outside.
The morning was warm, the sun shone, it was 10:15.
Then a plane approached. I turned to Joanie.
- Look at the plane, it looks like he has a message!
She looked up to heaven, I knelt before her.
- How romantic! She shouted.
I watched the plane and just when I'm here to declare my love Joanie, I read the banner ...
"I love you Johnny!"
Joanie's eyes become heart-shaped.
- Johnny This is the luckiest man in the world! I'd kill to have such attention, "she said dreamily.
( Silence) ...
tabarnak!
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