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Two things at once

two months to find me a wife. Sixty-two days. On November 26 next, the date of the closing date ...

If I become a servant of God and forget girls forever. Anyway, November 26 I will be forty years, forty years is bad too old to find a woman female ...

I know what you'll say, it is never too late to find love.

Fuck off, I want a woman between twenty and thirty years, I am not an old lady, too bad about forty years removed my chances to get your hands on a young person.

Forty years ...

( Sigh) ...

It fucking old. I can not believe I went there. Soon the rest of my life.

No, in less than two months, it will be too late to find a woman with a body acceptable. I know I am repeating myself but I prefer that to become a priest to attend a woman my age.

Anyway ...

I Crystal . The beautiful Crystal. The beautiful Crystal. The sublime Crystal. The fucking Crystal.

Since his sister told me I had no luck with Crystal , my obsession, I want her to be the woman of my life for the rest of my life ...

My plan is simple. I'll coax Crystal, sleep with her and make her pregnant. That way, she has no choice to marry me. I will force the destiny.

Completed my celibacy!

I know, I know, I know ... You think I look not at the beginning I wanted Joanie's sister Crystal, Crystal worse now I want.

What do you want? There are just fools never change their minds.

worse anyway, I have not made a final cross on Joanie. It is now my plan B. If Crystal wants to know anything about me, at least I'll have another alternative.

There are people who say that chasing two girls at once, you end up losing both. I say that chasing two girls at once, we are given two times more likely.

When I arrived at my job, Joanie and discussed in the Crystal Room Employees Panini.

I decided not to waste time and attack now. Everyone knows he must fight and do it while it's hot ...

Crystal and I looked at Joanie ignored by filing my uniform on the table where sat the girls.

- Hi Crystal, you're beautiful legs today.

She looked at me like I was a fool.

- I know the basement, I have changed this weekend, "she replied.

The two girls went to laugh at me.

I wanted to kick in the face but I restrained myself. I still just two months to find a woman, it was not time to go to jail.

I pretended to laugh too.

- Hahaha! She is good! I said, chuckling.

They watched me, surprised by my reaction.

- Wow! I believe it! You, sir likely, laughing a joke at your expense ! Joanie replied.

- You have to be really good mood ... According to me you kissed last night, "said Crystal.

I took the opportunity while remaining subtle.

- Speaking of kissing ... Crystal, if it tempts you, I invite you to dinner tomorrow.

She sighed a sigh of sarcasm ...

- Forget it, Duval. The only time you will kiss together, it's in your head when you masturbate, coldly replied Crystal.

I was a little shocked.

- In any case, Crystal, you know not what you lack. I am an expert in fucking fight.

- In fucking fight?

- If you want to know just what is coming to dinner with me tomorrow night.

The girls are watched, intrigued.

- Go Pat, what a fucking fighter? A curiously asked Joanie.

Seriously ... I had no idea.

I started this, like this, because I thought it was manly, I thought it was male, it's exhilarating libido. I had not thought they would be arrested in this detail.

- Ben ... Uh ... A fighter fuck is ... Aaah, not worse. If you want to know, just dinner with me tomorrow night.

Crystal shakes his head.

- I think I know what is a fucking fight, "said Crystal.

There ... I did not know what to say.

- Oh yeah? Go ahead, tell us, 'I replied.

- It's semen when you bomb a girl's face.

What The Fucking fuck ??

- WHAT?

- Andréane already told us that you are the Cellar point think that women like sperm in the face , Crystal said, disgusted with disdain ...

Colosseum! Again this??

- Cum in the face is not so bad, sheepishly admitted Joanie.

Crystal looked at his sister with an urge to vomit.

- It's degrading and unacceptable!

- At least your sister knows fun! I immediately replied.

- I take my naughty side, "said Joanie laughs.

I sat in front of Crystal. What she was beautiful. I could not help me unload on her face.

- You know, Crystal, fate is unpredictable. You are perhaps the woman of my life without knowing it.

Crystal shrugged while his sister laughed wickedly.

- It seems you've already said the same thing, Joanie laughed.

If Plan B was to close the mouth a bit, I might be likely to get an appointment with the plane A.

- Huh? Tell me why I could not not be the man in your life? I asked Crystal.

She sighed, as if she wanted to get rid of me.

- Because you do not like it.

- What do you like me home?

- I do not know ... your tank is rotten, like.

Is that all?

- If it's just for that, believe me, I'll buy a new tank, we'll get married and have dozens of children!

I was ready to make that sacrifice, even if I had not the means. Crystal is a ten out of ten on my list, a real trophy, it has the power give credibility to a man.

I had to put the speaker to force her to marry me.

- Crystal Come on, come eat with me tomorrow night, "I begged.

Crystal stood staring at me with an air of pretentious.

- What you do not understand in: "I do not go out with losers . "

She left the staff room under my eyes assassin. Fortunately, my eye was unarmed, Crystal was dead otherwise.

Joanie looked at me smiling.

- I told you that you have no luck with my sister.

The bitch, it really annoyed me.

- Because your sister is blind, she does not see the opportunities open to them.

- That's what I told you ... You have no chance with my sister.

- Shut up!

I got up to put my work uniform. Although Joanie pissed me off, I thought I had to go to Plan B. My children would be less beautiful, but to live as a couple, there must be room sacrifices.

Worse is better to spend his life with someone who pisses us to be alone.

You think so?

- You Jo ... Tomorrow night, what are you doing? I asked.

She looked at me stupidly.

- You really are pathetic, you just got to ask my sister.

- Go Joanie, tomorrow is the day the pay is the day of the week that I'm the party , I have no desire to celebrate alone.

- Forget it. The last time I was supper with you, you've not spoken to that evening.

- Because you got me pumped this evening by reiterating that I had no luck with your sister. But now your sister no longer interests me. Against you by ...

Joanie blushed red ...

- Pat ... I do not feel unwell, but I either you do not interest me.

Fuck, fuck , fuck, fuck , fuuuck !

All my options were currently flying. It made me angry.

- Joanie, you're my plan B, you can not do this to me!

She looked at me strangely.

- What, your plan B??

I suddenly realized that I had talked too much. So I improvised a little improvisation to get out ...

- No, no, I said no plan B, I said flamed.

- Huh?? Flamed?? I'm sure you said B! plan

- No, I said: Thou art my flamed.

- Your flamed?? It makes no sense!

- Yeah, Jo! It is a well known expression "You are my flaming", that means you're my love, my sacred fire.

She looked at me suspicious. She did not believe me at all.

- No, no, no, your expression does not exist. You said Plan B. I am sure that your plan A was my sister and how she refused your invitation, I am your plan B.

It is difficult to fight against women's intuition, but I did anyway.

- Not at all! Look, I'm not Machiavelli, I prepare my plans not advance. I really flamed said.

She put her hands on her hips.

- Stop lying! You said plan B!

I made a piteous.

- Jo ... If I had a plan B, I also plan C. So why I should stay here to waste my time, I'd already begged my Plan C. What you say makes no sense.

She looked at me long.

- Anyway, tomorrow I can not. Forget it, Pat.

- The day after tomorrow, anyway?

- You're pissing me off! I really feel that you run two things at once. Me and my sister.

- I can not run two things at once, Jo, I just have a carrot, I replied to convince.

- Listen, I've just finished a disturbingly a romantic relationship. I did not want me back in a couple's life immediately. You have no chance with my sister and you have no chance with me either.

I did not leave discouraged.

- Come on, say yes, it will change us ideas! I'll pay for dinner and I swear I'll be more pleasant than last time.

She sighed and thought for a few seconds.

- I warn you, if you go dinner is not to sleep with you after.

The hare had the tab on the collar.

- Jo is an evening of friendship. Write me your address on a paper, after tomorrow I'll go get you, we'll have some fun .

She took out a pencil and a piece of napkin and wrote his address, I put on my coat.

( Silence) ...

I have a rabbit caught in my trap.

My plan now is simple, it's just the person that changes.

Crystal Instead, I'll get drunk Joanie and try to sleep with her.

Good ... Do not worry, I'm not going to rape her. I told you, I do not want to go to jail, I do not have time.

I'll just animate his desire to me by a few glasses of wine.

To make her pregnant, living with her and then isolate it from his family.

Thus, it will be obliged to marry me.

( sigh of joy) ...

If all goes well ...

In nine months, I am the owner of a happy family.

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