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The diary of a nymphomaniac

That last Tuesday was the first release on DVD of a film of Jess Franco produced by Robert De Nesle (excluding co-productions as DEMONS released in Germany) and has this great day Mondo Macabro . Finally! the time Franco De Nesle gets his due on the video market. Contrary to what was originally planned, this is not LORNA THE EXORCIST coming out of the vaults in the first, but the diary of a nymphomaniac (under the English title of SINNER: THE SECRET DIARY OF A Nymphomaniac ). The DVD LORNA is nicknamed "cursed out" given the numerous problems encountered with this title in addition to stories of copyrights for headlines De Nesle, which required several years of work to overcome.

For this film, MM have first received a copy pornographic version from Italy. What's more alarming when one considers the rarity of the title. Is it possible to trace a complete copy? We were in limbo for a while, but Pete Tombs completely reassured and, in turn, delighted his audience by announcing a full version of 99 minutes! Wow! It was a great day to learn this term because it is the longest version ever compiled to date! One wonders if the film was even presented with this time somewhere when it was released (probably, but never listed), the longest version of the video market doing in 84 minutes.

15 minutes more of this beautiful album! This continues my theory reel missing when released on video for films exceeding 90 minutes discussed here when I saw a 35mm print of THE MIRROR OBSCENE. With this LORNA , if we make the conversion period of 84 minutes PAL to NTSC with the addition of the scene censored dildo and adding a reel missing, it probably would happen to 99 minutes. Fantastic!

LORNA and SINNER were supposed to appear every two this week, but was repulsed LORNA again, "simply" a problem of encoding and nothing worse. Phew! The concern is repoint, haha! It has more than wait until January for a complete copy of LORNA I can not wait to discover, much to the additional scenes that visual quality and sound of it.

So back on the track which has just appeared and which swells the enthusiasm for the upcoming titles: Diary of a nymphomaniac ! Received this week, watched with great curiosity this weekend. First, the copy is great with some debris here and there, but still amazing with the film grain apparent (something I love) without becoming bulky. I was facing the same amazement felt at the screening of OBSCENE MIRROR 35mm. Obviously, for the VHS versions, the distributor was only worn to take copies string of cinemas, probably what De Nesle foisting since the distributor probably did not want to pay back the negative and the costs of a new copy and De Nesle was not going to make a new copy for the video market. Hypothesis held when we see the state of the film to VHS. Also, at a time, calibration changes (as in THE OBSCENE MIRROR in 35mm and VHS) to be darker, saving money for a cheaper film stock? Finally, in SINNER, it happens late, but THE MIRROR is early in the movie (Emma Cohen under discussion Dining out with Robert Woods ).

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After listening, I compared with the French that I had and there is no difference except for the opening scene that is totally there! And what opening scene! I thought how beautiful she was with the successful atmosphere setting the tone for what lies ahead. A scene very important when reviewing the film and who was probably too damaged to the copy used for the VHS with the title appearing before moving arbitrarily in the film. This film did not suffer Reel missing a good thing that can probably be explained because of the length less than 90 minutes (the film being just under 87 minutes )....

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Regarding the film itself, I just loved it. Until that great day I had never seen and find out in this version is fun. The film has a particular climate, and rather surprisingly heavy, accentuated by the music of Jean-Bernard Raiteux (aka Jean-Michel Lorgere ) who is brilliant and mesmerizing. There are some great dialogues and surprises here and there with a small role for Franco himself and Police Chief Howard Vernon in doctor who arrives later in the film, enough so that I forgot he was part of the film. He handles his own dubbing, which is even better. There are many memorable scenes including the opening scene captivating with little means or the scene of the fairground Ferris wheel, a transfer taking sick and disorientated. Wonderful!

Finally, a French major I have greatly appreciated more deeply! Discover the films of the era of Nesle with this level of quality is simply amazing, no longer believed that it would one day.

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For supplements, we include an interview with Stephen Thrower (17m), speaking of French cinema in general, calling it as I see it beautifully, giving even more want to read his book to be published in 2011. There is also a second segment (10m) with Thrower discussing SINNER and of course the interview with Gerard Kikoïne, enthusiastic and friendly (15m). He shared anecdotes of his career as editor and sound editor image evokes memories of De Nesle and fixtures it was Franco films without ever having met the guy. It does not specify in what capacity he discusses each time, but it remains captivating atmosphere with friendly and good nature of any contagious Kikoïne. It completes the picture with a text by Pete Tombs on the film (interesting), short texts and biographies of the actors on a Raiteux (also interesting) and then ends with the soundtrack promo for Mondo Macabro.

I was wondering why Jess Franco is not interviewed for the film and the only case that comes to mind is that what is on the upcoming DVD of LORNA is material for his book Stephen Thrower (recent interview) and maybe he has not spoken much of this movie with Franco hence the irrelevance of an interview. Perhaps it evokes 2-3 sentences in the interview on the DVD in January or that this interview does evoke the time De Nesle in general. Hmmmm ... We'll know soon enough. Anyway, this SINNER is already full and we did not ask for much! I leave you with some images of this and other DVDs from the VHS for fans who have long seen this movie in this format with high quality ensuing .... [ Do not judge severely the quality of the DVD by these images, my program is to catch not what is best and that's saying something! ]

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This is a goodbye

Today I am officially in quarantine of forty years ... Worse

fuck priests.

Magically, this week, life gave me a birthday present: A job. A Toyota dealer I tried as a salesman for three days.

I sold five cars and I even had the phone number of a little fat into heat. The boss was stunned fucking.

To my surprise, I realized I had a big mouth and my lack of inhibition was helping my cause. I discovered that I am a great salesman, but what to do crosser is a little people. Worse

I'm good there. I am now a proud representative Toyota my complete even the smell of a pine-scented smells of spruce.

I went to see the house bequeathed to me Aline St-Philippe-De- Gosford. It is picturesque, far from being fashionable, but warm. As is also the home of my daughter Miguita , I decided that I would settle there. It is forty minutes from my job, but it does not matter, I think Miguita will prefer a country house that my little four and a half to Brossard. With some

the $ 25,000 inheritance, I'll buy a mini-van and spend three thousand dollars as a Christmas gift for my angel.

This child will love me as a father.

( Silence) ...

Eighteen months have passed since the beginning of this blog. Eighteen difficult month where I lived all kinds of adventures but most importantly, eighteen months where I took the time to learn thanks to your advice and comments throughout this journey.

Finally, what I was looking for was not love as such, but a goal. A goal in life.

worse now I've found. I'm

a father, I'll take care of my daughter Miguita. I know why I exist, I know my future destiny of fate I was finally filled.

My journey through the desert is over, I do not drift away, I have a lighthouse to guide me.

That's all it took me.

From December 6, the day of the arrival of my love, I'm going to raise a child responsibly.

I will not do anything else.

If a woman appears in my life, it will be by chance that our paths will cross course, I will not force meetings and more importantly, I will not attempt more than simply finding someone to ejaculate in his face or my many debts to pay. This is not my quest.

If I find a woman, I do not care if it has more than thirty years and she is chubby, it will be primarily a woman who love us, my daughter and me.

It is there, essentially.

Yes, ok ... Of course ... If she has a good bank account is even better. Young would be good. Beautiful too. Fashionable would be perfect.

( embarrassed Sigh) ...

It ends here, for you, the story of Patrick Duval. For me, it only really begin.

A new attitude, new challenges and horizons different looming. This is the era of change.

I open a new chapter.

I draw a line under the past.

Except for one thing ...

( Long, long silence ) ...

I will not accept a woman who does not practice sodomy in the ass ...

END

I thank from my heart all the anonymous or not, all the new friends that now enrich my list Facebook friends, all these exchanges of keyboard and all trademarks of conditions which you have warmly covered.

This was my first blog and it was a success thanks to you. I do not know yet if I will open a new one, for now, I take a break, writing contracts are increasing, projects are starting to take shape, I put my energies elsewhere.

That said, I also looking for a publisher for the novel version of Duval Patrick, a manuscript where I put many hours and will end up on the shelves in a bookstore one day, I am convinced. I will keep you informed of developments.

Thanks again for following me in my madness. I know I too sometimes exaggerated stories, the second level of a few tickets were not clear, situations have not been implemented or anomalies have crept into the evolution of the blog, but do not m 'grudge. I used this blog to learn discipline of writing, learning to trust my creativity and to get used to exploit the characters and story in the long term. I made my own school.

Now that I have the bite and a good discipline, I will conquer the world!

I swear one day you hear from me again (too bad you say, "Hey, it's Pat Duval, a talented writer of talent !!!).

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PS: Come all together for one last time: What the fucking fuck ??

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Yes ... I had to blank out the word "END" of the last chapter.

Because something happened. Two days ago.

I was summoned to the courthouse.

It made me nervous nervous ...

I had no idea what to expect, I could not see what I had done wrong to be brought to justice. Anyway ...



A lady escorted me to a conference room where there was already four people seated around a large rectangular table Rectangular ...

right side of the table, there was a little old man in a gray suit. In the end, stood a little old man in a black robe. At left is a little old man in a wheelchair and a little old lady with a hat.

But what I had just cum here to this meeting where senility seemed to be common across the world??

The old gray suit stood up.

- Mr. Duval? He asked.

- Yes, that's me.

He appointed a chair beside him.

- Sit down, please.

I sat in front of the old hat.

- This is your spitting image, "she said.

I did not understand what she meant. But anyway, who really understands the little old? The ancestor

gray suit looked at me and spoke: "My name is William Dansereau, notary. We have summoned you today concerning the will of Aline Charbonneau. "

What the fucking fuck ??

- The Testament of Aline Charbonneau? But ... Who is Aline Charbonneau??

Everyone has watched incredulously except the little old lady who was watching me with a nice smile.

- You might get a shock, Mr. Duval, continued the notary.

- A shock??

- You are the heir of a small house St-Philibert-de- Gosford, a small village a half hour from Montreal, and a sum of 25,000 dollars.

Yes, I was in shock.

But who was this generous fairy of generosity??

- I do not understand ... Who is Aline Charbonneau?

The notary looked at the little old lady who always wore a soft smile.

She took my hand gently and appointed the old wheelchair sitting beside her. Her smile was somewhat erased.

- Aline is our daughter. Unfortunately, she died in a road accident last month.

The old stopped his speech to caress my face.

- It Incredibly, the little resembles you so much, she added.

I started to get impatient. Who is Aline Charbonneau brothel??

- I'm sorry ... I do not know your daughter.

- Yes, you know. There are almost one and a half, you had a relationship with her.

A good fifty faces have passed through my mind without putting that Aline. Then ...



Lightning hit my brain. A face appeared. I suddenly saw Aline Charbonneau in my head.

( Sigh) ...

is the big bitch who raped me in the alley to the "Evening destiny" . A bad memory that refuses to fade.

- You mean the big Aline his house and left me $ 25,000??

The undersigned has seemed ill at ease.

- Yes, well ... On one condition, "he said.

I knew was too good to be true.

The condition should be impossible.

I started to laugh.

- Hahaha! Ok ... What is the condition? I walk on Mars? I find bin Laden? I shaved the mane of a lion enraged wearing a dress steak??

Nobody laughed.

The old me again caressed her hand.

- You just need to take care of your little girl.

(Very long pause macabre. Yes, macabre ) ...

- My ... My daughter?

- It has your face, it's amazing, "said the old woman.

- My ... My daughter?

- Aline told us all about. You met at a party of bachelors, then you've slept together and then you left, "she continued.

- My ... My daughter?

- You could not know that Aline was pregnant when you dropped it. I do not blame you, love can not be commanded. My daughter was dying to have a child, she tried for fifteen years to get pregnant and you're the only one to be reached. Pregnancy at forty-four years is not clear, but the happiness of finally seeing his dream come true it has to pass through without complication. You are partly responsible for this happiness.

- My ... My daughter?

- Yes, your daughter. She is beautiful, she is now almost six months.

I have a little girl?? I HAVE

A LITTLE GIRL ????????

The notary continued: "As you are registered on the birth certificate early as the father, custody of the child you are entitled to. "

I was downcast.

It was too late to have a baby. In one week, I go with the monks.

- I'm sorry ... I ... I do not want children, I have other projects.

The face of the little old lady got really sad.

- Please, Mr. Duval, agree. My husband is in a wheelchair, I have trouble looking after him, I have no strength to raise a child. I do not want to see grow up in a small center, I implore you, take care of your child. I will help you my best!

I thought.

A house in a village, 25,000 dollars and a little girl. These are elements that can change a life, make me forget the women and get away a little more of the clergy.

- Where is the little girl, I asked.

- In an early childhood center. The DPJ it occupies, said the lawyer.

- I want to see.

Again, everyone has looked incredulous.
The old man
toga then spoke: "I am the Judge Dubreuil, Mr. Duval is me that will allow if you can have custody of your daughter or not. Why do you see? What does this change your decision? "

Slowly, I looked at everyone. I thought about lying, but I decided to tell the truth. To be honest

honesty ...

- This is my daughter ... I just want to see it as fast as possible.

The judge smiled. My answer was typed into the thousands. He turned to the lawyer.

- Mr. Dansereau, Mr. Duval will drive you to the center so he could finally see her daughter. You have an hour, said the judge.

- Thank you, your honor, honorary, "I started. J.

set me gravely: "When you return, Mr. Duval, I want to know your decision. "What

shit.

I felt like having a gun to his head.

notary and I headed toward the youth center in Mercedes this year.

Even paying the notary business, I regretted a moment of not having done studies in notoriety ...

We arrived in the lobby of the center. William Dansereau spoke a few seconds with an attendant and returned to me.

- They go after the baby, "he said.

After a few minutes the door opened and a lady arrived with my offspring in their arms.

I gasped.



... The little girl had a big smile, big brown eyes, brown hair small, it is true that she looked like me. A face brighter than a halo. Its tiny round cheeks gave urge to chew, to caress, to kiss them. It seemed so vulnerable, I wanted to protect, maintain his innocence, as his model, this girl was too cute, I was in love.

But not as in love with a woman, band draws. No, in love like a father. This love, the most powerful ever lived, broke something in me The fear to take my responsibilities. It's the magic of babies.

I took her in my arms, she grabbed his nose, I laughed.

She laughed too.

We had a connection.

Clearly, without a doubt, this girl was ...

The woman of my life.

( Silence) ...

After a few minutes and cons to heart, I gave my baby to the clerk.

I was still trembling. I had to live the most beautiful emotion of my whole life.

- So? Called the lawyer.

- I think I found the woman of my life. The notary

laughed. Me, I sniffed my hands still imbued with the smell of my child.

- You have to catch the virus commonly known as "daddy." I have two kids myself, the feeling is extraordinary.

He could not choose a better word.

- About ... What's his name to? This is stupid, with all that, I forgot to ask his name, did I questioned.

He laughed, somewhat embarrassed.

- You know, Aline loved the exotic stuff. If you do not like the name of the girl, you can take steps to change it.

- What's his name? Do I have asked impatiently.

He sighed.

- Miguita. Miguita Charbonneau.

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