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In Panini, there is a chief diver named Greg , 36.

Here, I speak lifeguard pool or scuba diving, no, I mean the head of dirty dishes dirt ...

In fact, Greg is the handyman the restaurant. He spent the morning Apire, it changes the bulbs burned, he fixes things that break in the kitchen, he even made lasagna on occasion.

A guy of many talents.

Anyway ...

He spent the summer at a campground. In a trailer he bought three years ago.

Friday night, he approached me.

- Duval ... I want to ask you if it tempts you to spend a night at my campsite.

What the fucking fuck ??

I found it odd. I mean, this guy, I never saw him outside the job, he was the shy and reserved kind. He did his work in silence and discretion.

- Uh ... Sorry. I'm more of a luxury hotel, camping, I find it too cheesy, I replied.

He blushed.

- Because ... I need your help.

I laughed. A handyman who needed help, I found it funny.

No?

- What is happening, my Greg?

- There are two girls who have leased the land next to mine for the summer. I do not know how to break the ice. It's been six weeks since ...

- Six weeks too bad you do not even kissed one of the two?? I shouted, interrupting Greg.

It became even redder.

- Uh ... Basically, that's it ...

I felt sorry for Greg.

- It's true dude. You need help, 'I said, patting his shoulder.

I arrived at his trailer on Saturday night. He was trying to cook two steaks on the grill.

He handed me a beer.

- You're camping alone? I asked him.

- Yeah. But my friends often come to see me.

I doubted his words. I saw his record Facebook, it was only 18 friends two thirds of which were his family and another tier of TV stars.

The guy treated me like a king. He made me an excellent supper, he rolled joints and beer provided. The kind of friend that I have.

- So this girl? Have I asked curiously.

He named the nearby trailer with his chin.

- Both girls live in this trailer, they come back from the beach at seven o'clock every day.

I looked at my watch: 18.45 in the evening ...

- You're sure this is not lesbians homosexual? Have I asked cautiously.

- No, no, there is one of two who has a friend who often comes to visit, I saw them kissing.

Ok I trust the decision of Greg.

When the girls arrived, I should have guessed, they looked like two trucks drain in a bikini. At least passed the milestone of 35 years.

Horror! Old women!

I hate the women of my age.

Because ...

Oh no worse! I do not want to talk now.

So, the girl who was the heart of pinball Greg looked the third zombie that you see in the video Thriller Michael Jackson of .

I watched Greg disappointed.

- In any case, my Greg, you're not a gas difficult. That girl, she is definitely super easy to Pogner.

- Yes, but ... I do not know how to approach it.

( Sigh) ...

I could not let the poor Greg like that, I had to show him how.

- Listen Greg, I'll fix you up instantly, but takes notes. I will not always be there.

He took me in his arms to thank me, really he was desperate. More than me.

I got up and headed toward the trailer of the two monsters.

I passed the entrance to their field. I knew by their looks (in the nose piercing, tattoos in the lower back) that they were not accustomed to respect.

other words, they were the kind of girl with whom we do not put white gloves. In fact, it does no glove at all.

- Hi girls, I said in a tone charmer.

Both girls greeted me.

- Are you a lesbian?

They are watched with a sigh.

- were buddies, coronations us peace big cellar! Said the old hag who had a boyfriend.

- You're wasting your time here! Said another.

Really, for two ugly, they had character.

I pointed one that interested my friend.

- You, you got no boyfriend, absolutely. You're not beautiful enough.

She shrugged and said, 'Are you going to consecrate our patience tabarnak?! "

I clamped down to show them that I was the man here. This behavior always excites such women.

- Ok, stop your attitude or I crowned my camp for real! With the side you got, I do not think you can afford the luxury of getting shit guys interested in you. You're still more than thirty years, you're not very cool.

They remained frozen.

I continued, pointing to Greg on his land: "My friend over there, he unexpectedly finds you to his taste, but is too shy. Would you come and talk with him later tonight?"

Greg byebye quite a hand in the distance.

- Your friend is not my style, "she spat.

I started to laugh.

- Hahaha! You got a kind?? With your anatomy, your place, I'd settle first-come! You look like a BS, just tell me you got a kind! Hahaha!

- Go and shit, fucking cellar! Your friend looks like a fag!

She suddenly started laughing.

- Worse you too did you look like a fag, "she added. She

angry angry ...

- A real penis, it seems to me that you change your vibrator, fucking bitch! The other crazy

decided to intervene.

- Shut Yeul, fucking innocent!

I watched him from head to foot, full of disgust.

- I did not know that hippoppotames talking!

Both women were furious fury ...

- Will in or call the police!

I have watched the one that interested Greg.

- In any case, you just miss your destiny. I wanted you to serve, you make a gift of love, not cry if you end your life alone!

No, but you must admit, these two girls were crazy or what??

For once, my charm had not operated.

I could not understand how they had managed to resist me.

There was only one explanation that could explain everything ...

( Silence) ...

When I came back at Greg, he was excited to know.

- And then? It went well?

I made a long sigh.

- I had you said Greg ...

- What?

- These girls are lesbians.

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"Mom, it finiiiiii! !! " Looks like the little green man from Just for Laughs .

Yeah. The holidays are over. They made me do good.

I was a little tired of fatigue in recent months. You've probably noticed, the publication of my notes were becoming increasingly rare. At

strength to to consistently rejected by women, it ends up giving a blow to morality. I did not know if my quest for the perfect woman still had meaning.

Because, admittedly, from the time I try I came to the conclusion that a perfect woman, well ... Does not exist. Seven criteria

ten may be too much. I feel I do not give a fair chance for women to put their sticks in the wheels.

In fact, my list does that limit the number of females who want to meet me.

Aunt Simone, faithful reader of my blog, and I had a long discussion about it.

- You judge too fast women, you're too pressed, change your approach, take your time, me she said.

I shrugged.

- Why change?

- It broadens your horizons, it lets you see life from another angle.

Seriously, I understood nothing of what she told me.

Before leaving, she gave me a book on marital relations, entitled: " Time is on my side .

After reading it, everything was clear, I decided to change my approach.

I'll take the time to know the girl before the judge. Sometimes our vision of people changes when we take time to know them, which means that a girl who seems to lack a particular criterion can perhaps be developed.

So instead of jumping on the girl as I've been doing, I'll take the time to talk and listen. In the book, he said that it shows independence. And independence, women love it very much.

But I should not take too long, anyway. You know, I have less than four months before the end of my pact. If I have no women to marry at the age of 40 years, I'll become a priest .

26 November 2010.

Anyway ...

All that to say that during my vacation, I met a woman. Internet.

I know, I know, since I raped I vowed never to attend to women via the web. But if you had seen the girl, you'd also managed to overcome any phobia.

A Thai of Thailand was born in Quebec ...

A beautiful girl, I used to frequent. Maya. 29.

When I saw him for the first time, by instinct, I tried to calculate its criteria on my list.

Then ... I found myself con.

I had to go further than my standards, I had to take my time and know that person before the judge.

We went for a drink, just to talk and break the ice.

She and I talked about our families, our work, our ex, our passions, our hobbies. It was cool.

more I listened, the more I wanted to kiss her and I wanted to kiss it, the less I listened ...

So at some point, I realized I did not even know what she was talking about, all I saw was ... Doggy Style .

I got up to go to the bathroom. I had to put water in the face and regain my senses. Gender was telling me mad.

I looked in the mirror.

- Why change? I told myself.

Then, a phrase book Time Is On My Side appeared in my head: "A man who is too quick reconciliations in love shows a lack of confidence."

The problem was not lack of trust but rather an excessive libido. But who knows? Perhaps women perceive this as a lack of confidence.

I talked to my penis, I told him said that it was not he who controlled the situation. Now, the watchword was: Patience.

When I returned, I did not look well.

- okay? Requested Maya.

- Excuse me. I think it's hot here, we go there?

I could not stay. Everything I wanted to do was jump on him to snatch his clothes.

As I am in the midst of change, I did not want to risk returning to my basic instincts.

I was accompanying her directly at her.

- I spent a wonderful evening, "she said.

I knew it was a sentence inviting me to take action, but I restrained myself saying: "Take your time, Pat. Take your time."

- I wish we meet again, "she added.

- Yes ... Uh ... I'm very busy these days.

She did an air which said: "What the fuck ? "

- Ok .. So call me when you're free.

I nodded yes and I filed without even trying to kiss her.

I was proud of me. For once, I took the time to look beyond my list of criteria. I acted like a man.

So I waited four weeks before the recall.

But she beat me. After twenty-eight days without news, she wrote me an email asking me if I would accompany him to see a show of comedy. She had won two tickets.

I said ok.

We met at the theater, we went inside, we watched the show and then I was her home. Always

without kissing.

I really impressed by myself. I had become a serious man, a man who acted more like a teenager, but as a normal person.

Maya had to find me perfect. A man who shows no feelings is a real man. It proves he has his feet firmly on the ground that it is not a crazy head.

Why change?

Just to become more mature.

I waited another week before the recall.

Again, she beat me to it. After seven days of silence, she wrote me another email to ask if I wanted to have dinner with her.

I said ok.

the restaurant, she looked stressed.

- You know, Pat ... I would not mind to ... Be more often ... If you have time, of course.

I nodded.

- Three times in five weeks, I find it not bad, I replied.

I was to demonstrate the display of my independence. This girl was definitely want me up.

- Yes, but ... It's just me, I ... How to tell? I am looking for something more serious.

I immediately knew she was trying to trap me.

was obvious.

She wanted to see if I was truly independent. She was trying to impose on me an ultimatum to take control of our couple.

I had to resist the temptation to kiss her and tell her that I wanted to see her every day. I had to.

The future of my relationship with Maya depended on it.

- Listening Maya, you are very beautiful, interesting and intelligent but I'm in no hurry. I am an independent man.

- Yes ... I see it.

Hahaha! I had no doubt, this girl was in love with me.

My independence was probably sparked a fountain in her underwear.

And I'm not talking about urine.

After the restaurant, I was her home without kissing her.

The book I read was right. In love, must take his time. Maya would probably be my future wife.

I waited two weeks before the recall.

This time, it does not beat me.

I had decided that the big day arrived, Maya had waited long enough, she was entitled to his sweet, that is to say me.

When she answered her cell, she seemed surprised to hear me.

- Hi Maya! It tells you to go have a drink tonight?

- Uh ... I do not know how to tell you this, Pat, but ... I now have a boyfriend.

She hung up.

( Silence) ...

At the beginning of the text, I told you that my vacation did me well.

is true.

The failure of Maya showed me something.

Even if I change, the result is the same.

So ...

Why change?

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I am on holiday until August 1.

Until then, enjoy the summer, let mass party and if you have a sister-in single, give address my blog.

you soon!